Category Archives: Food

Coming soon: The Weekly Nosh!

We all eat, why not make something out of it? Drum roll, please: I’m excited to announce that, starting this week, I will be writing a weekly food column for the FSView called The Weekly Nosh.

Basically, my concept is to highlight restaurants and eateries around Tallahassee that are student-friendly, both in price and [to a lesser extent] location, but serve good, quality, tasty food. Yes, we all know the staples, and to some extent I’ll delve in-depth into those places, but what I really want to uncover are the hidden gems that fill my tummy and keep my wallet fat, too.

This project is something that I’ve been wanting to do since I hopped on board with the paper last summer, but for some reason or another, things only just now fell into place. I’ll be posting the reviews here as they are written, and I hope that you will all follow along with me as I branch out into this somewhat unknown territory.

If anyone has a restaurant in Tallahassee that you think others need to know about, drop me a line. I’m always listening.

Cheers,
Zach

P.S.: Stay tuned for a snazzy new logo to accompany the column!

the change is here! …

…in the form of new ketchup packets. thank you heinz.

I am genuinely curious to know what most people think of these things. They supposedly hold about three times as much ketchup as the previous versions. Additionally, they make dispensing that oh-so-glorious red goop onto your processed, chemically flavored fries as you fly down the interstate going 93 miles an hour (while juggling your iPhone and nursing a coke shoved between your nads, of course) a breeze.

What’s going to happen with this +∆ : K/Pq (scientific expression for increase in Ketchup per Packet)? Here’s my prediction: Americans will overconsume ketchup like never before, and due to the heightened levels of high fructose corn syrup consumption, the country will soon suffer obesity levels so high that they will be considered an epidemic.

Wait. I feel like I’ve overlooked an important fact. What could I be missing?

Try this.

Haha yes, yes, I know that these two things are almost completely unrelated. But do I care? Not really. The thought gave me a chuckle and that’s why I shared it with you.

Hibachi gone too far…

It’s not hard to see that hibachi is one of the biggest fad/trends in American-Asian cuisine in the last ten years. I thus present to you a scenario where car salesmen or stuntmen take charge of a 1,000,000 BTU hibachi griddle.

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Cooking with dog…

…no, not literally cooking the dog, but cooking along side the dog. That’s what the Japanese cooking show “Cooking with Dog” is all about. Check out this, um, uniquely Japanese twist (?) on the traditional cooking show.

Courtesy of SeriousEats

iBrew…

(Update: the brew featured in this post won bronze at the Hogtown Brewers Competition. That’s no small feat, congratulations John.)

 

What’s better to do on spring break but brew beer? Well, there are a few things, but you’ll never see them on this site. So, it’s brewing beer for now.

I’m not going to go into all of the complexities of the home brew process, but I’ll give a reader’s digest along with the pictures of my neighbor John and company as the process rolls along:

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The first step of making beer is in creating a mash, which is like a big batch of tea using special grains such as barley. It's basically a long process of steeping the grains in boiling liquid. I didn't get any pictures of this part of the process except at the tail end.

Then, you add hops. That's right: hops in motion.

Then, you add hops. That's right: hops in motion.

You then use a large wrench to open the container of malt extract, as previous attempts using bare hands and one person will have failed miserably.

You then use a large wrench to open the container of malt extract, as previous attempts using bare hands and one person will have failed miserably.

You then must use all of your brainpower and mathematical logic to try and devise a way to get the exact amount of malt extract needed. Ours involved a digital scale, a pyrex container, and several longhammers. That's a tool.

You then must use all of your brainpower and mathematical logic to try and devise a way to get the exact amount of malt extract needed. Ours involved a digital scale, a pyrex container, and several longhammers. That's a tool. Note that the amount we need will be left in the container.

Uncle Izzy adds the malt extract to the mash. The mash is now called the wort. Hooray for Uncle Izzy.

Uncle Izzy, under John's vigilant supervision, adds the malt extract to the mash. The mash is now called the wort. Hooray for Uncle Izzy.

Uncle Izzy and John battle the wort cooler. Despite its distillative appearance, this device is used to run cold water through the wort in order to cool it to approximately 75ºF.

Uncle Izzy and John battle the wort cooler. Despite its distillative appearance, this device is used to run cold water through the wort in order to cool it to approximately 75ºF...

The cooled wort is transfered to its fermentation container.

The cooled wort is transfered to its fermentation container....

...where water is added to dilute the wort from a sickeningly sweet syrup-like mess to something that yeast can work with.

...where water is added to dilute the wort from a sickeningly sweet syrup-like mess to something that yeast can work with.

The completed wort is then mixed up with a ballin' tool on the end of an electric drill. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to break out the powertools.

The completed wort is then mixed up with a ballin' tool on the end of an electric drill. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to break out the powertools.

The yeast is pitched into the wort, but only after its approximate sugar content has been measured using a hydrometer. Specifically, the hyrdometer tells us the specific gravity of the wort, but specific gravity doesn't turn into alcohol now, does it? Sugar does. So for intents and purposes, it measures sugar.

The yeast is pitched into the wort, but only after its approximate sugar content has been measured using a hydrometer. Specifically, the hyrdometer tells us the specific gravity of the wort, but specific gravity doesn't turn into alcohol now, does it? Sugar does. So for intents and purposes, it measures sugar.

And that, my friends, is how one makes beer. Kind of. I mean there’s the bit about waiting. And using an airlock to keep air out and to let CO2 escape at the same time. And cleanlieness. That bit is key.

Let me say this. If you try to make beer based only on the descriptions in this article, you run the risk of making really bad beer. Actually, that’s almost a promise. If you really want to know more about making beer, I reccommend this site.

A bit on food myths…

Fruit juice is the best thing you can drink. Kosher is cleaner. Grass-fed beef always tastes better.

False. Possibly false. Almost always false.

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The New York Times today published an article on common food myths, and how they are just that: myths. Next time you think about slamming Barack Obama for talking about arugula, read this first.

Food, Glorious Food Myths – New York Times

Let’s have a pancake eating contest and…die? Oh dear.

6a00e398219280883300e54f3829708834-800wiI’m all for eating pancakes. Yum. And I’m all for eating contests, too. I mean, I probably wouldn’t ever enter one, but there’s something intriguing about seeing a mass of people trying to proclaim their superiority over one another by inhaling gluttonous amounts of food. Or was that morbidly gluttonous amounts of food?

Apparently, a man died recently after winning a pancake eating competition in Russia. At least he won. Maybe next time you’re told to watch what you eat, you’ll listen.

According to those who witnessed the event, he at least enjoyed the pancakes he was eating, and was the most active participant in the contest. That ended quickly when “…he started foaming at the mouth and went down like a sack of stones.”

Poor chap.

Organic food: safer? Hmm..

The organic movement started in the early 1900s by a small group of farmers who believed in fresher foods in a time where chemical fertilizers were just becoming the norm. And this trend continued for most of the 20th century. Now, however, there are a myriad of governmental regulations that determine whether or not that coveted green and white seal gets slapped on to the side of a jar of peanut butter or a box of crackers.04cert2_190

For awhile I’ve always thought that large scale organic food, like so many other things, was a gimmick that stemmed out of a legitimately good-natured cause. My mom and I had bantered about it before, with her saying that she didn’t want those pesticides in her food (valid point), and me quoting a statistic I read somewhere saying that if everyone in the world ate organic food, half the population would starve. Don’t get me wrong, I think that the concept of something being organic is one of the best things in the world of food. I just question the legitimacy of the current mass produced “organic” foods.

Now I might have a reason to think that it is just a smoke screen.

An article published in the New York Times yesterday cites the recent outbreaks of salmonella in peanut products, including some manufactured by Clif Bar and Cascadian Farm.

“The plants in Texas and Georgia that were sending out contaminated peanut butter and ground peanut products had something else besides rodent infestation, mold and bird droppings. They also had federal organic certification.”

Well that certainly makes me feel good about the safety of organic foods. Sure they may not have pesticides in them, but the illusion that they are “safer” cannot necessarily be maintained. Come on, if I’m going to get salmonella or bird droppings in my organic peanut butter that I paid 50% more for, what’s the point of buying organic?

As the article quotes, “Although the rules governing organic food require health inspections and pest-management plans, organic certification technically has nothing to do with food safety.”

So buying organic might keep some pesticides out of your home, but it won’t necessarily bring safer products in. Is there a solution ? I think so: buy locally at farmer’s markets.

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Although there is no guarantee that the foods you buy there are organic, there’s a pretty darn good chance that they are. And in light of the green movement, it is a much more ecologically sound action to buy foods locally over organically. You’re supporting local farmers in your community, and you’re keeping the amount of fuel needed to transport those foods to a minimum. They usually cost the same or less than regular organic supermarket foods, and usually are fresher than anything you buy in a supermarket, organic or not.

I’m not saying to eliminate organic foods from your pantry. Just next time you’re about to buy something organic from a commercial supermarket, ask youself, “is there somewhere that I could buy this locally, and probably fresher as well?” The results won’t let you down, and you can feel good about supporting the local ecomony and the earth at the same time.

the return of the palace…

I can’t say that I have ever been as excited to eat at a restaurant as I was the night I stepped into the Original Pizza Palace for the first time in nine years. From the moment my feet walked up the cement steps, complete with metal handrails, and over the threshhold onto ancient, weathered hardwood floors, I knew that I had struck gold.


pizza palace The place had but little changed. The spot lighting highlighted the same eclectic mix of local art hung tastefully yet unfussily on the newly painted yellow and green walls. The mood seemed the same, from the hustle and bustle of waiters and waitresses scurrying to and fro, from kitchen to table to kitchen, to the antique coke machines that still sat in the corners. And then there was the smell. 

Dear god, that smell. I walked in through the doorway and it hit me like a well-aimed brick: I smelled my childhood of eating out, at least once a week, at this place. It was as if nothing had changed. Garlic, light albeit present, wafted through the dining room, accompanied by the smell of tomatoes and baking dough…. I was in heaven.

This was before the food reached the table. Because the ovens were packed that night, I myself didn’t order anything that needed to be baked. I was lucky, however, as in addition to my white clam sauce with spinach fettucini (!) and copius garlic bread, a friend a few tables over let me have a slice of her pizza as an appatizer.

I held the piece up to take a bite, but before I could, I got a smell. In that smell, ten years or so of memories came running back to me. I litterally sat there with this piece of pizza hangning from my mouth for a good ten seconds, looking like a total idiot, before I realized that I was getting stares. I finally let myself take a bite.

It was incredible. The exact same taste as I remembered it. The clam sauce was amazing. Everything that I had there was amazing. There was nothing wrong, nothing out of place, nothing unpleasant. It was pure epicurian, cuillinary bliss.

I have, in the last week, made another two visits just to make sure that I wasn’t fooling myself with the quality of the food by the placebo affect. I was not.

Pizza Palace is back, fired up, crankin’, and ready to roll back into Gainesville’s food scene as an incredible Italian joint à la bohème, full of spunk, local history, and above all, great food.